Yoda's Penis Part II

This is going to be the story on ebay.
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One afternoon there was a knock on my door. Imagine how surprised I was when I saw that the Yoda was standing there. He walked in and told me that he wanted to be painted -- au naturel.

I don't do that kind of thing but he insisted. I could smell the stench of liquor on his breath. It was some cheap junk called Night Train. I soon learned that because he pulled the empty bottle out of his trench coat and threw it on the floor.

I knew he was spunky but I was quite astonished by how obnoxious he's become. He thinks everybody lives for him now that he's so famous.

"Do what I want, you will!"

I gave in and figured the quicker I finished the quicker he'd leave.

I worked for a few hours. When the painting was done, he refused to pay! He told me to call his agent.

Next thing he was gone. I have no way to reach him.

You know I think it was all about the game for him. To make me look at his shriveled little thing for a few hours. It's sad how some people try to get off!

This painting is the result of this disturbing encounter. It 2 foot by 2 foot. Oil on canvas.
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Story over, then we'll see if anyone bids on the painting.