Rubber Ducky

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Originally uploaded by tanalee.

I've been sniffing the scent of vinyl these days. The rubber duckies have taken hold of my imagination. Much as the Hummels did, then Rammstein.

I've learned a great deal about our little special yellow friends.

A. There's a popular 'vibrating bath toy' in the shape of a rubber ducky. The vibrating ducky was so successful that a Wormie was launched. This long green worm has a ribbed bottom. How else would he get around?

B. Many rubber duckies don't float right. They're heads are heavy so they fall over.

C. There's a subculture of women obsessed with their duckies.

D. Some duckies glow and light up. I think some duckies look evil. But not the ones sold as "devil duckies". I'll make my own devil duckies, damn you.

E. Some guy on ebay came up with this total BS story that a rubber ducky made his kid's toys melt. He acted like the ducky was possessed. He was so scared of its power that they only thing his Pastor and he could decided to do: was sell it on ebay.

That's the responsible thing to do. Such crap! The ebay guy thought he was this great novelist. It just kills me that he got a hundred bucks whereas naked yoda only got sixty-three. Where's the justice in this cold, so cold world?!!!!!